A statistician’s wife gives birth to twins. Excitedly, he calls everyone to share the good news. When he tells the church they say, ‘That’s terrific! Bring them down to church this Sunday, and we’ll baptize them!’
’Uh, let’s just baptize one of them,’ says the statistician. ‘We can keep the other one as a control”.
- Hat Tip: Wages of Wins.